Ah, the internet profile. Whether you’re partial to MySpace or Campus Hook, whether you’re a Friendster or a LiveJournalist, what better way to express yourself and connect with like-minded souls across the farthest reaches of cyberspace than with a little page devoted entirely to you; your hopes, fears, dreams, and favorite pop stars, all rolled into one nifty package? Unless you have your own website altogether, of course; but c’mon—only assholes have an entire website all about themselves.

Rather than rehash the usual biographical and psychological info here, I’m giving the curious surfers among you the opportunity to browse the diaspora, by way of a comprehensive list of every profile, user info, and journal page ever to bear my digital imprint, no matter how trivial, antiquated, or obfuscatory. My goal is to seek out as many profile/personals sites as possible, just for the sake of enhancing this list, as a weird sort of social experiment. Not to mention inflating my egomania.

As for how much effort I actually put into any of these, consider the list to be in rough order of its current attention level. If you know of a site that isn't in this list, let me know.